Why anybody thought “Bring Your Ancestor or Family to Work Day” was a good idea was beyond Clerk. Still, he didn’t want to go against...

A meeting just isn’t a meeting without caffeine, and Captain Clerk’s preferred source is coffee. However, with tea being all the rage with captains these...

Captain’s Blog, Stardate: Party Time! I can’t believe it! I never thought this day would arrive. As of today, our hybrid First Officer, Commander Klaa’ck,...

After taking a deep breath and assuring his Security Officer that he would not damage any of the electronics he was standing in front of,...

Captain’s Blog, Stardate: The Middle of the Night, and I’d rather be asleep. The U.S.S. Citation just arrived to jump us off so we can...