Exhausted from an evening of dealing with requests, suggestions, and grievances, Captain Clerk lay down on his bed, trying to think of anything besides reams of...

It didn’t take long for the new regulation “hard copy communiqués” to catch on. What really took some time was for crewmembers to stop prefacing their...

As Captain Clerk sat with Klaa’ck and Whatsisname, discussing the apparent total lack of paper on board the Secondprize, two calls came in at the...

“Is this thing on?” Lt. Commander Georgie “Rainbow” LaGrange hit the side of the recorder with the palm of his hand a few times. The...

There is a corollary to the Universal Law of Red Tape, and that is: any attempt at increasing efficiency will automatically, inexplicably, and irreversibly increase...