“Yeah, I’m totally calling Shenanigans on this one,” Whatsisname said. “Good idea, Lieutenant,” Captain Clerk replied. “We may need his help.” Within minutes, Lt. Cmdr....

“Harold is my father’s name, thank you very much,” Percy Sludge sneered, brandishing a phaser and slowly starting to step back. “And if you don’t...

Now wait just a minute… Clerk stood there dumbfounded as the rest of the landing party looked for ways inside the Chamber of Commerce building....

Having said all their goodbyes and paid for parking (Deep Dish $9 is one of the few remaining starbases that won’t validate your ticket), Captain...

Like any good bureaucracy, the Fleet operates through an elaborate latticework made from the strongest material in the known universe: Red Tape. Ergo, when you...