Episode 4: We Meet Again, Herr Doktor
Clerk arrived at Deck -4, home of Quirk’s Pizza Panorama, hungry and at wit’s end. He sat down at a table and waited for the...
Episode 3: The Pump Don’t Work ‘Cause the Vandals Took the Handles
Captain Clerk picked up the nail polish, reminding himself of what his mentor, Captain Placãrd, always said: “No matter how weird your day gets, on...
Episode 2: But There’s One More Thing…
“Cap’m! Cap’m!” “Calm down, Jenkins. What happened?” “You just wouldn’t believe me if I told you, sir!” the Head of Maintenance said breathlessly....
Episode 1: Strange, New Rooms
Captain’s Blog, Stardate, um, Tuesday, I think, about 4:30 pm. The U.S.S. Secondprize is en route to starbase Deep Dish $9 for repairs. The wifi...